Behind closed doors... each to their own

Three men sitting in a bar. Yorkshire man, a cornish man and a hungarian.

Cornish: Would you ever sleep with a man?

Hungarian: Well, technically I share a room with another man... but not I'd never actually sleep with him. My girlfriend wouldn.t approve.

Cornish: I wouldn't mind sharing a room with a nice young HUNG-arian... lol

Yorkshire man: You know what they say, 'close your eyes and enjoy'

Hungarian: In my country we have a saying 'In the dark, everyone looks like cows'